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Market : “Knock-knock”
Angela Merkel : “Who’s there?”
Market : “The spanish government bond crisis”
Herman van Rompuay : Hey, you’re cutting in line. Portugal is first!
Market : They’re busy demonstrating. Besides, you said they didn’t need aid.
Herman van Rompuay : ……which is the code-word for a bailout in two weeks. Not now! Not Spain!
Angela Merkel : Es gibt nicht mehr. Herr Weber?
Axel Weber : Yes, mrs. Prime Minister!
Angela Merkel : Detach the Bundesbank will you, I think we are going to need som D-Mark.
Axel Weber : *mumbles* …but I wanted to be head of the ECB…
Jean-Claude Trichet : What?!
Greece : What?
Ireland : That’s it! Take your money and stick it where the sun doesn’t shine!
Eurozone : What?!
IMF, World Bank and the global banking/politician cabal : Uh-oh….
Euro-skeptics : We hate to say we we to…..
Everyone else : SHUT UP!
Nicholas Sarkozy : There goes my re-election …
French farmers : What re-election, you nimbwit!
Latvia : Does this mean we can devalue our currency now?
Swedish politicians : We foresee some uncertainty, but remain confident that we will join the euro-zone in a timely matter.
Brussels : We better vote to extend our unemployment benefits first thing monday….
Zdroj: Web http://savecapitalism.wordpress.com/2010/11/23/euro-joke-of-the-day/